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Internet
           
  I'd like to create homepages, but... I don't know what they eat... US Robotics, why? My Zoltrix is wonde#$%5*&@%%%;;;;;  
  www - Wait, wait, wait... Has the house catch on fire just in the middle of my download?!  
  The first telephone bill after Modem, we never forget it. Give a gift to your father: take off your modem.  
  modem 56,6k, U$ 10,00: "No necessita garantia, la garantia soy jo." Ei! It's me! Your stomach! Remember me? Leave this chat and go eat!  
  Tempo de acesso é que nem papel higiênico: termina sempre quando você mais precisa. Find out the perfect diet, no reproof-indications, neither adverse reactions. The nome: Internet!  
  Who laught at last is because he is conected by 9600k. Where we came? Where we'll go? May there has Internet??  
  I had a life before it... now I have Internet... Not tonight dear... I have a modem...  
           
           
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